Sanity's Cursed Items

Cursed and misheard items.

Uncommon Wondrous Item

Tea Time! Any liquid inside is transformed into perfectly brewed tea.

I wish I had a nice cup of tea.

Rare Wondrous Item - Cursed

+5 Inventory slots.

The bag of scolding is very picky in regards to its contents. Put "junk" into it and you will never hear the end of it.

Rare Wondrous Item

Rooted (1/encounter). (1 Action) While rooted your speed is halved and you can't be forcefully moved.

On Defend: You may end rooted to restrain the attacker (escape DC 10).

Not so fast!

Rare Wondrous Item

Underworld Connections: You know Thieves' Cant and have advantage on checks to find or haggle with criminals.

Looking for A.C.? Yeah I have seen him around here..

Legendary Wondrous Item - Cursed

Royal Decree (1/encounter): Reaction: Interrupt or dispel a spell effect of tier 3 or lower.

The inscription reads in infernal "nihil sicut voluntas regis sufficit" translated "nothing except the will of the ruler will suffice". Further analysis reveals that it is still attuned to another creature...

Legendary Wondrous Item - Cursed

Gilded Touch: 2 Actions: (Reach 1) DC 15 STR save or permanently Dazed (Dazed 3 times = Petrified).

Every use also progresses the Gilded Curse on the user, slowly turning them to gold as well.